Dave Barry's Blog, page 3893
August 19, 2009
SOMETIMES IT'S JUST TOO EASY
(Thanks to Horace LaBadie)
YOUR SPORTS/EPIDEMIC UPDATE
Ham Fighters Contract Swine Flu This has been your Sports/Epidemic Update. (Thanks to Bob McCarty)
WE MAY NEVER GET ANYTHING DONE AGAIN
Now that we've found... THE SQUIRRELIZER (Thanks to The Amazing Steve)
IT'S JUST DOWNSTREAM FROM PROSTATE ROCKS
(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)
SQUIRREL TERRORISM UPDATE
They're everywhere. (Thanks to Michael)
FASCISM CREEPS INTO SURREY
A Surrey theme park is banning visitors from putting their hands in the air while riding its rollercoasters in hot weather following complaints about body odour. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
HEALTH-CARE REFORM
Will it cover this? (Thanks to CJrun)
