Dave Barry's Blog, page 3890
August 23, 2009
WHEN WOMEN ASK, 'WHAT DO GUYS WANT?'
We answer: They want this. (Thanks to Bruce)
NO JURY IN THE LAND WILL CONVICT HIM
Barber tries to rob store over bad beef jerky (Thanks to Cynthia)
ATTENTION HOLIDAY SHOPPERS
It's time. (Thanks to Laura)
August 22, 2009
AND THE SO-CALLED 'UNITED NATIONS' DOES NOTHING
(Thanks to RussellMc)
IN FLORIDA, WE CALL THIS A ROUTINE THEFT
Chihuahua With Earrings Stolen At Gay Bar Police Seek Man With Britney Spears Tattoo (Thanks to nursecindy, Angel and RussellMc)
WE HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS
Winkers: the jeans that wink at you (Thanks to Matt Filar and Wizzy)
SAVVY MARKETING PITCH OF THE MORNING SO FAR
Dear Herald I stumbled upon herald.com while looking for other cell phone resources. I can see you linked to other websites similar to mine so I thought you may be interested in my website...
EBAY ITEM OF THE WEEK SO FAR, NURSE-EDUCATION DIVISION
NOTE: Male parts not included. (Thanks to Mahatma Kane Jeeves)
YEEPERS
MRI porn. Warning: Do not click on the link unless you are prepared to view explicit images in which you can't really tell what the hell is going on. (Thanks to Lord G)
