Dave Barry's Blog, page 3886
August 26, 2009
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO HAVE OPPOSABLE THUMBS
Police arrest monkey (Thanks to catmanmax and Jeff Meyerson)
SEND HIM TO WASHINGTON
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
DO-DAH, DO-DAH
Kung fu nun pulls cars with hair (Thanks to Claire Martin)
PACKERS VIKINGS FAN OF THE WEEK SO FAR
While he was doing paperwork, she said she had a goat in her trunk. "A what?" he asked. (Thanks to nursecindy)
PACKER FAN OF THE WEEK SO FAR
While he was doing paperwork, she said she had a goat in her trunk. "A what?" he asked. (Thanks to nursecindy)
LEGAL UPDATE
SNYDERSVILLE — A mighty rude wind flew in the face of corrections officer Mathew Knowles on May 13. Knowles was three days on the job when inmate Kareem Haskins, 21, farted in his face at the Monroe County Correctional. (Thanks...
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?
Eco-thinkers have come up with an amazing new way to create drinking water - by putting plants in the bottom of a shower. (Thanks to Jonathan) If you're wondering what an "Eco-thinker" is, here's an actual unretouched photograph of one...
BERLIN GAMES UPDATE
(Thanks to Robert Adams)
WHY WE LOVE THE INTERNET
Awkward Family Photos (Thanks to The Amazing Steve, who thought judi would especially enjoy this one)
HEALTH CARE
Let's put this guy in charge! (Thanks to Bruce Webster)
