Dave Barry's Blog, page 3885
August 27, 2009
PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER
...for Death Rays From Space. (Thanks to RussellMc, who saw them open for the Ramones)
FROM IN HERE, YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN LOOKS DIRTY
We can fix that. (Thanks to Petra)
TERRORISM UPDATE
Alpine farmers furious over marmot plague (Thanks to DavCat) .
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This li'l guy is going extinct. (Thanks to Dr. Doug)
MEDICAL UPDATE
We have good news and bad news. (Thanks to Allen at Division)
PEOPLE OF SUNBURY:
Stay indoors. (Thanks to Horace LaBadie)
CULTURE UPDATE
Austrian town to hold Mozart urination festival (Thanks to catmanmax and Ralph)
August 26, 2009
THAT'S ONE WAY OUT
Man shoots himself during standoff with opossum Another Opossum-Related Story here. Key Quote Indicating Alcohol May Have Been Involved: Temple was observed by police walking on the sidewalk holding a live opossum by the tail. (Thanks to DavCat)
WHEN HE DRIES OUT HE'S GOING TO GET AN EARFUL
Man leaps into river to escape wife's nagging (Thanks to many people)
