Dave Barry's Blog, page 3881
September 1, 2009
LINE UP YOUR DATE NOW
...for the Horn Dance. (Thanks to NotSoShyJan)
THE BEST DAD EVER
(Thanks to Robert Shaw) (But not this one)
CAN WE DO THIS WITH CONGRESS?
(Thanks to Claire Martin)
AFTERWARD, EVERYONE ENJOYED AN UNUSUALLY TANGY TURKEY DINNER
The World Gravy Wrestling Championships (Sent in by many people)
DO YOUR PART FOR WILDLIFE RESOURCES
Save those squirrel and rabbit heads! (Thanks to Ralph)
August 31, 2009
AND NOW SHE POINTS NORTH
Polly the dog swallows 1,000 magnets (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
FINANCE UPDATE
(Thanks to Baron vonKlyff)
SADLY, OUR STRICT POLICIES PREVENT US FROM BLOGGING ABOUT THIS BEAUTY CONTEST
(Thanks - though we are shocked he was browsing this site - to CJrun)
WHEN EGG-THROWING IS OUTLAWED
Huh. Apparently it was, but nobody told the police. (Thanks to nursecindy)
