Dave Barry's Blog, page 3877
September 15, 2009
CHICK MAGNET
Key Irresistible Pickup Line: "Weehaw." (Thanks to nursecindy)
THIS IS TOTALLY NOT TRUE. TRUST US!
Men lie six times a day and twice as often as women, study finds (Thanks to Chuck Cody, who notes that if men DO lie, it's often because women MAKE them lie, by asking them if their pants make their...
IF YOU'VE EVER HAD TO DEAL WITH MISPLACED MANURE, YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND
HURON TOWNSHIP -- A Saturday morning feud between neighbors over the placement of manure led to shots fired, a Tasered man and an arrest, Huron County sheriff's deputies say. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
September 14, 2009
COUNTDOWN TO TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY
It be on Satarrrday, me hearrrties. Black Davy Kidd says it's time to get yarrr pirate name. (Thanks to Catharrrine)
WE'RE NUMBER 99!
Detroit, Michigan ranks as the worst place in America to raise a family followed by Miami, Florida (99), Orlando, Florida (98)...
ART UPDATE
Ted Habte-Gabr sends this photo from the San Francisco Museum of Modern Art. He's there with his parents, he says. He does not explain why he chose to take this particular photo.
ROMANCE IN SPACE
Captain Kirk has a way with women (or whatever she is). (Thanks to Brian Duval)
MEDICAL UPDATE
Surgeons say they will be able to offer the procedure using a woman's unwanted fat to increase her breasts by up to three cup sizes as early as next year. (Thanks to Allen at Division and Brian Duval, both men)
YOU FIRST
A homemade submarine. (Thanks to Not My Usual Alias)
THEY'RE COMING
Crazy ants. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says: "Send them to Afghanistan... or Washington.")
