Dave Barry's Blog, page 3875
September 21, 2009
PEOPLE OF NEW JERSEY:
Get out of the water now. (Thanks to Barbara A.)
A MISTAKE ANYBODY COULD MAKE
Cousin mistook partner for squirrel in hunting accident (Thanks to DavCat)
September 16, 2009
EMPLOYEE OF THE WEEK SO FAR
He's a chicken-licker. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
MAYBE HE WAS HEADED FOR MCDONALD'S
Cows force man and dog into river (Thanks to Claire Martin)
WHEN SHE TELLS YOU TO CHEER, YOU HAD BETTER CHEER
S.C. cheerleader hunts, kills 10-foot-long alligator (Thanks to CJrun)
SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE
Burly builders fled when a naked blonde rushed at them on a construction site in the Austrian capital Vienna shouting: "Who wants me?" (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
YEEPERS
Atlanta - In an case of real life imitating Hollywood, the US scientific community is increasingly concerned that two nonnative python breeds currently slithering free in south Florida could morph into a giant man-eating swamp coil. (Thanks to Ralph) (We...
FASHION UPDATE
(Thanks to nursecindy and Jeff Meyerson)
FLORIDA MOTORING UPDATE
OCALA - A man who already has several DUI convictions and his driver's license revoked for 10 years was arrested Tuesday morning after he was determined to be drunk while riding a motorcycle naked, according to a Sheriff's Office report....
