Dave Barry's Blog, page 3871
September 24, 2009
PLEASE. CELEBRATE! APPROPRIATELY?
National. Punctuation. Day. Cook the Official Punctuation Meat Loaf!
HE'S GOT OUR VOTE
He seems...um...qualified. (Thank you on behalf of all the women on the blog, from the s.b. to Horace LaBadie)
OOPS
Romantic proposal in S.C. leads to turtle deaths (Thanks to Allen at Division)
BECAUSE MASSACHUSETTS HAS SOLVED ALL ITS OTHER PROBLEMS
The Fluffernutter, once defamed by a state legislator, could soon become the official sandwich of Massachusetts. And that's not all: The sandwich is one of three foods that a legislative committee will consider for official state status tomorrow. The others...
WE COULD MAKE A JOKE ABOUT THIS STORY INVOLVING THE NAME 'STARBUCKS', BUT WE HAVE TOO MUCH CLASS
(Thanks to B'game)
IN TIME FOR HALLOWEEN
The blood lamp. (Thanks to Mitch)
CSI: LAWRENCEBURG
Police officers were summoned to intervene in a fight that erupted at a Roberts Avenue home Saturday evening after one man applied makeup to another while he was unconscious. Incredibly, alcohol may have been involved. (Thanks to queensbee)
REMINDS US OF COLLEGE
Prisoners get drunk on swine flu hand gel (Thanks to Anil Haji)
NOT IN MIAMI
Demand among male shoppers for pantyhose has apparently been soaring over the past five years. (Thanks to Bill, and Anil Haji)
NEW HOPE FOR CONGRESS
(Thanks to jon harris)
