Dave Barry's Blog, page 3870
September 25, 2009
WHOA
Extreme Pogo (Thanks to Matt Filar)
CONSUMER OF THE WEEK SO FAR
(Thanks to Bob Harris)
THAT'LL TEACH HIM
A STRIPPER wearing nothing but a parka flashed an Adelaide city parking inspector after becoming annoyed that he had just written her a ticket. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
ATTENTION ALL LIECHES LEISTCHER LICESTER BRITISH UNITS
Be on the lookout. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
STARRING NICOLAS CAGE AS KEN
Barbie: The Movie (Thanks to Brian Duval)
TERRORISM UPDATE
Now the bastards are using turkeys. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
ATTENTION, MALE FLORIDA SENIORS
You NEED a flu shot. (Thanks to Mike Zlotnick)
FIRST THEY CAME FOR OUR FUNCTIONAL HIGH-FLOW TOILETS
...and now this. (Thanks to Siouxie)
NO THANKS
Spider Venom for Erectile Dysfunction? (Thanks to DavCat, who asks where, exactly, the spider would bite)
KARAOKE
A full-contact sport. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
