Dave Barry's Blog, page 3867
September 30, 2009
DISASTER PREPAREDNESS ON OUR COLLEGE CAMPUSES
They are pretty darned prepared. (Thanks to jon harris)
THE INTERNET
Providing us with new ways to offend people since 1994. (Thanks to Matt Filar and a bunch of other highly offended, or possibly offensive, people)
September 29, 2009
ADVISORY
I'm going to be busy for the next week or so, because -- to name one item on the agenda -- my son is getting married. I'm very happy about this, because he's marrying a wonderful woman. But still, my...
SEND THEM TO WASHINGTON
Police said the businesses gave about $160,000 in cash to two men in the belief their money would double when soaked in chemicals. (Thanks to Allen at Division)
ADVISORY TO THE VIRGINIA DEPARTMENT OF MOTOR VEHICLES
You need to be more alert. (Thanks to Bob Brogan)
OK, THEN!
Mare says: "I earn my living by sleeping with other women's husbands or boyfriends. But I am in no way a prostitute as sex surrogacy is legal, as long as it is done in a therapeutic and healing atmosphere. (Thanks...
THEY'RE WORTH A FORTUNE ON THE BLACK MARKET
A Florida woman says a plastic bag that contained her uncle's cremated remains was stolen during a burglary. (Thanks to nursecindy)
LADIES' MAN OF THE WEEK SO FAR
A Lakehurst man who pulled out his own teeth with pliers and sprayed blood all over his friend's home in an attempt to scare her was arrested after he allegedly broke several items in the apartment when she contacted authorities......
ATTENTION, COWPERSONS
You're needed in New Jersey. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER...
...for the Tweeting Ugandan Gorillas. (Thanks to nursecindy) And in other gorilla news: Man in gorilla costume mistaken for actual gorilla (Thanks to Siouxie)
