Dave Barry's Blog, page 3865
October 5, 2009
ADVISORY
I'm back! Sort of! The wedding was great. Thanks to all of you for your nice messages, even the weirder ones. Next up: Road trip.
October 4, 2009
BLIND DATES
Can't live with 'em, can't leave without 'em.¹ (Thanks to Lord Greg) ¹Sorry.
October 3, 2009
OH HAPPY DAY
Best wishes to The Blog and his family today, and many congratulations to Baby Boy Blog and his Blushing Bride.
JUST THINK WHAT SHE COULD HAVE DONE WITH A DECORATIVE PILLOW
(Thanks to nursecindy)
A HIGH-FIBER DIET
There are plusses, and there are minuses. (Thanks to DavCat)
October 2, 2009
THOSE WACKY ZOOLOGISTS
Key quote: "You are being shagged by a rare parrot." (Thanks to Lord Greg)
NOT AS GOOD A NAME FOR A ROCK BAND
But just as dramatic. (Thanks to Peter Metrinko)
GOOD THING HE DIDN'T BREAK IN WITH A GUN
Vail grandmother Sally Rebehn fought off a bear that broke into her bedroom with a decorative pillow. (Thanks to Ralph K.)
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Note to Officials: It was the only part anyone READ. (Thanks to Annette Goeres)
WE'RE BETTING SOME OF THESE WERE LOST ON PURPOSE
And now they are showcasing the forgotten finds, including a stuffed fox, a puffer fish, a lawnmower, a park bench, WWII gas masks and even a home vasectomy kit. (Thanks to Baron vonKlyff and Scott MGS)
