Dave Barry's Blog, page 3862
October 7, 2009
LESSON FROM HUMPTY DOO
Don't drive amorously. (Thanks to DavCat)
PROTEST MOOVEMENT OF THE WEEK SO FAR
(Thanks to DavCat)
THIS JUST IN
Queens first in line to make pitch for Wang's Islanders
AND THE SO-CALLED 'UNITED NATIONS' DOES NOTHING
Australian police are gearing up for an annual crackdown on motor-racing fans - limiting race-goers to 24 cans of beer a day. (Thanks to Clown Puppy and nursecindy)
'I'M EATING WHAT? SPEAK UP!'
N. Idaho woman mistakes own hearing aid for candy (Thanks to Ralph)
MIAMI
Number One in attractiveness! Intelligence, not so much.
October 6, 2009
WHATEVER YOU DO
...do not click here. ("Thanks" to Siouxie)
CREEPING FASCISM UPDATE
Egyptian Lawmakers to Ban Kit That Helps Women Fake Virginity (Thanks to catmanmax, who notes that this is for "the woman who doesn't have everything.")
WORST TOY EVER
The placenta Teddy bear. (Thanks to Onterrible)
PARENT OF THE DAY SO FAR
Smith said the woman told police the box was too big to go inside the van, and that her daughter was inside the box to hold it down. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, Rick Day and padraig)
