Dave Barry's Blog, page 3864
October 5, 2009
THIS BLOG'S POSITION ON BUNGEE JUMPING
Basically, nothing good can happen. (Thanks to Siouxis)
BREAKING ART UPDATE
(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)
WASN'T THIS THE NAME OF RUSSELL CROWE'S BAND?
44 Tons of Stinking Bison Meat (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Horace LaBadie)
SOCIAL NOTE FROM COLUMBIA TOWNSHIP
You may now stake the bride. (Thanks to Robin Johnson)
IT'S ABOUT TIME THEY CLASSED UP THE JOINT
(Thanks to John Regan)
IT WON'T GET FAR ON F... WAIT, NEVER MIND
(Thanks to MMGlennC)
AIR INDIA
Sit back and enjoy the fight. (Thanks to John Regan and Not My Usual Alias)
THE OTHER OPTION WAS TO NAME IT 'CONGRESS'
(Thanks to Spotsie)
FORSYTH COUNTRY CRIME REPORT
Unfortunately, because of our strict policy against making fun of names, we cannot bring you the Forsyth County Crime Report. (Thanks to Allen at Division)
FLORIDA: OUR WILDLIFE IS MORE VICIOUS THAN YOUR WILDLIFE
"Not in all my years in Florida have I known of a gang attack by raccoons on an individual," Sheriff Judd said. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Ken Kelley)
