Dave Barry's Blog, page 3868

THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING

DNA test shows Hitler skull is that of a woman (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

DIDN'T THEY OPEN FOR THE BYRDS?

Loose Chicken and The Isolated Incidents (Thanks to Samantha Donisi)

CSI: ATHENS

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

TEXT YOUR SUGGESTIONS TO...

Oh, what the heck. Post 'em in the comments section. (Thanks to MOTW)

HE'S HAVING TROUBLE FINDING DEBATE OPPONENTS

SC Candidate Raffles Off AK-47 at Rally (Thanks to nursecindy)

RETAIL UPDATE FROM HOUSTON

Unfortunately, our strict policy against making fun of names prohibits us from bringing you the retail update from Houston. (Thanks to Peter Metyerinko)

WE'RE THINKING HE'S SINGLE

(Thanks to DavCat)

OK, SO WE DON'T HAVE FLYING CARS YET

But we do have: remote-controlled beetles! (Thanks to nurscindy)

HERE KITTY, KIT... NO, WAIT, STAY THERE

Giant pets signed up for fat camp (Thanks to Ralph)

AT FIRST WE THOUGHT THE SNAKE GAVE BIRTH

Fight over snake ends in delivery