Dave Barry's Blog, page 3869
September 27, 2009
AS PREDICTED IN THE OLD TESTAMENT
Student Jessica Taylor was shocked to see her late-night gefilte fish snack light up the kitchen of her north London family home by glowing bright green and yellow. (Thanks to Janice Helb)
TREND ALERT
Cow dung cremations catch on in Bihar (Thanks to Talph)
September 26, 2009
REPORTEDLY IT'S A TWO-YEAR DEAL WORTH $117 MILLION
The Yankees are sending a gift package to a Baldwinsville fourth-grader who was told by a teacher he had to wear his Yankee's shirt inside out.
NO NEED TO SEND A FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE
Alcohol may have been involved. (Thanks to queensbee)
SUUURE WE WILL. AND THEN WE'LL OFFER IT A SNACK.
A common problem is finding a spider in the bath. Don't wash it down the plug. Instead, leave a towel over the side of the bath so that the spider can grip onto the fabric and crawl out. (Thanks to...
EDGAR?
Giant baby draws spectators to Indonesian hospital 19.2 POUNDS. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Siouxie)
APOCALYPSE UPDATE, II
Matador to Advertise Gay Drink on Cape (Thanks to DavCat)
September 25, 2009
APOCALYPSE UPDATE
Woman gets pregnant -- while pregnant (Thanks to catmanmax)
IT CONTAINS MIXED NUTS
LaToya Jackson memorializes Michael with a milkshake. (Thanks to Jonathan)
RED SOX VS. YANKEES
It's personal. (Thanks to Jonathan)
