Dave Barry's Blog, page 3872
September 24, 2009
WE DON'T PAY OUR FIREFIGHTERS ENOUGH
Firefighters dodge sparks as they saw through metal ring into which man had inserted his penis. He used the weight in effort to make it longer, but it got stuck for three days. (Thanks to Justin Barber)
UNCLEAR ON THE CONCEPT
A Frenchman was arrested for drunk driving after taking his car to a police station to distribute Alcoholics Anonymous pamphlets there, police said Wednesday. (Thanks to nursecindy and Jeff Meyerson)
HAPPENS TO US ALL THE TIME
A large water rat sneaked into a motor home and attacked a woman as she lay in her bed, after she had mistaken the animal for her three-legged cat. (Thanks to DavCat)
IT SLEEPS WITH THE FISHES
Italian police seize mafia boss's pet crocodile (Thanks to Cynthia, Jonathan and nursecindy)
THIS EXPLAINS THE LACK OF PRODUCTIVITY
The average British man or woman has slept with 2.8 million people -- albeit indirectly, according to figures released on Wednesday to promote awareness of sexual health. (Thanks to Jonathan) Related Item: Alcohol may have been involved: Researchers, who surveyed...
FASHION UPDATE
Time for a new hairstyle. (Thanks to Drew Harchick) Update: More exciting fashions here. (Thanks to Peter Metrinko)
IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME
Store launches underpants for left-handed men (Thanks to nursecindy and Jeff Meyerson) ("Underpants Launchers" would be... OK, it would not be a good name for a rock band.)
September 23, 2009
WE'VE KNOWN GUYS LIKE THIS
Weird New Ghostshark Found; Male Has Sex Organ on Head (Thanks to padraig, RussellMc and James)
SWEDISH MILITARY UPDATE
The bras issued to Swedish female military conscripts easily catch fire and are prone to coming undone, making them inappropriate for the battlefield, claims a conscripts' rights group. (Thanks to Kent Oots and Dr. Doug)
