Dave Barry's Blog, page 3874
September 22, 2009
WHY WE LOVE THE INTERNET
(Thanks to Mike)
DEAD SALMON
They're not as dumb as you think. (Thanks to Rachel)
September 21, 2009
THE NATIONAL PASTTIME
Not that there's anything wrong with it. (Thanks to nursecindy)
AFTER WHICH THEY ADVISED IT OF ITS RIGHTS
Police tase, handcuff emu (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Chet Ensign)
HIS DEFENSE WILL BE THAT WHERE HE'S FROM, THIS IS LEGAL
Madison police reported arresting a Florida man they said was driving drunk the wrong way on the Beltline early Saturday morning at speeds of up to 100 miles per hour. (Thanks to padraig)
CANCEL THOSE DINNER PLANS
It turns out that the world ends today. (Thanks to Allen at Division)
IT HAS A SECRET IDENTITY AS A MUCH MEEKER LIZARD
Spider Man Lizard! (Thanks to Not My Usual Alias)
LADIES:
We're guessing he's single. (Thanks to Siouxie)
NO JURY IN THE LAND WILL CONVICT HIM
BRYAN, Texas — A man who was apparently was upset after finding a soda can in his room allegedly used a sword to cut two of his roommates (Thanks to Siouxie and Anil Haji)
