Dave Barry's Blog, page 3876
September 16, 2009
DATING ADVICE FOR MEN
When you're looking for a special place to take that special lady, it's best to rule out a dumpster. (Thanks to Jason Ulrich, Lubby, Martini Shark and Jeff Meyerson)
September 15, 2009
WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE RAMONES
Bananas for Sex (Thanks to Matt Filar)
LEADING, INEVITABLY, TO A RASH OF ACCIDENTS CAUSED BY DRIVERS EATING SALAMI
The Sofia road police and a salami factory announced Tuesday that they will start offering free salami this month to drivers who give right of way to pedestrians at marked street crossings. (Thanks to queensbee)
FASHION OUTLOOK FOR MEN
It's looking good! (Thanks to Peter Metrinko)
WHERE THE HELL IS THE UNITED NATIONS?
Nepal's capital suffers festival goat shortage (Thanks to queensbee)
BECAUSE HUMANITY NEEDS TO KNOW, THAT'S WHY
What happens when you pass extremely high voltage through a standard watermelon. (Thanks to Peter Metrinko)
THEY WON'T GET FAR
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
ALCOHOL MAY HAVE BEEN INVOLVED
The 19-year old, whose name was not released, remained fast asleep face down on a stretch of track near Saint Nolff in southern Brittany, as the Quimper to Paris train passed, leaving only a few grease stains on the back...
CSI: PLAINSBORO
Key Officer Name: Bruce Stankiewicz (Thanks to Sharon Chaoman)
TODAY'S HEALTH TIP FOR MEN
Watch out for pants. (Thanks to DavCat)
