Dave Barry's Blog, page 3879
September 3, 2009
HE WON'T GET FAR WITHOUT HAVING TO PEE
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
CREEPING FASCISM UPDATE
SOON WE WILL HAVE NO RIGHTS LEFT. (Thanks to Dr.John)
YUM
Deep-fried butter. (Thanks to Robert)
ART UPDATE FROM SILT, COLORADO
(Thanks to Claire Martin, Horace LaBadie and nursecindy)
WELL IN THAT CASE, NEVER MIND
FDA: Frog, not mouse, found in soda can (Thanks to Horace LaBadie and Cynthia)
September 2, 2009
NEW JERSEY
The Education State (Thanks to Guin)
SORRY, LOVERS OF RELIGIOUS ART
You missed it. (Thanks to Ralph)
FOLLOW THE TRAIL OF SPIT
Man's trumpet, flugelhorn stolen in NYC subway (Thanks to mxymaster)
HEY, WITHOUT RULES, THERE WOULD BE CHAOS
Bank wants thumbprint from man with no hands (Thanks to CJrun)
BAD DOG!
Key Quote: "The dog didn't try to attack the deputy. He just doesn't like tires." (Thanks to Horace LaBadie and Jeff Meyerson) Vaguely Related Item: In Australia, a dog was ticketed for illegal parking. (Thanks to DavCat, Jeff Meyerson and...
