Dave Barry's Blog, page 3882
August 31, 2009
ON THE OTHER HAND, AUTO ACCIDENTS ARE UP 4,500 PERCENT
Bridge smeared with butter to stop suicides (Thanks to nursecindy)
IT'S A LOT OF FUN, UNTIL IT BRINGS DOWN A 747
An 'artist' uses a machine to send up foam smiley faces. (Thanks to Janice Gelb)
WE'LL JUST CALL IT 'BUILDING D'
The 75,000-square-foot building is called dXdiGidteGelalftX, a Lushootseed word that refers to a place where people are trained in both spiritual and practical matters, tribal spokeswoman Mytyl Hernandez said. (Thanks to B'game)
THIS JUST IN FROM DOWN UNDER
"Reg grundies" beats "budgie smugglers." (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
OK, BUT MAYBE IT'S PETRIFIED WOOD FROM THE MOON
'Moon rock' in Dutch museum is just petrified wood (Thanks to insomniac)
THERE THEY ARE SHE IS
Miss Plastic Surgery (Thanks to catmanmax)
August 30, 2009
YOU HARDLY EVEN NOTICE THE VERMIN!
Beds made of hay are the latest hotel craze (Thanks to Bill Hudgins)
WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR PEARL JAM
Suicidal Cows (Thanks to DavCat and israel)
