Dave Barry's Blog, page 3883

August 30, 2009

ALCOHOL MAY HAVE BEEN INVOLVED

It was alleged before he lost his driving licence, he walked his horse through a pub in the Outback town. (Thanks to Ralph)
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Published on August 30, 2009 06:35

BECAUSE OF OUR STRICT POLICY AGAINST MAKING FUN OF NAMES

...we totally cannot link to this. (Thanks to Trent Whitney)
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Published on August 30, 2009 06:28

August 29, 2009

WE SAW IT OPEN FOR THE CARS

Give it up for the percussion tractor. (Thanks to bamadano)
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Published on August 29, 2009 14:26

MAYBE SO, BUT WE'RE NOT GOING TO KISS ONE

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
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Published on August 29, 2009 14:24

AS IF THERE WEREN'T ALREADY ENOUGH REASONS TO DISLIKE THEM, AS A SPECIES

Cats That Look Like Hitler (Thanks to Dan)
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Published on August 29, 2009 14:15

WHICH IS EXACTLY WHY WE NEED MANDATORY FEDERAL CONTROLS

Police arrest 2 after spatula fight in state park (Thanks to DavCat)
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Published on August 29, 2009 14:13

AND LADIES: HE'S SINGLE!

(Thanks to akubbs)
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Published on August 29, 2009 14:10

FLORIDA WILDLIFE UPDATE

Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody...
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Published on August 29, 2009 09:29

August 28, 2009

CREEPING FASCISM UPDATE

Now they want to take away our right to get naked in museums. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
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Published on August 28, 2009 09:27

ANOTHER REASON TO STAY OUT OF BARS

Raccoon attacks. (Thanks to Claire Martin)
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Published on August 28, 2009 09:24