Dave Barry's Blog, page 3887

LIZARD SEX UPDATE

Orange means no. (Thanks to Layzeeboy)

SOON WE WILL HAVE NO RIGHTS AT ALL

(Thanks to Rich Klinzman and Jonathan)

WE CALL THIS 'DEVELOPING A SOURCE'

Cop Investigated for Feeding Gorillas Pop-Tarts? (Thanks to Matt Filar)

BECAUSE, AS A PLANET, WE DON'T ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH PROBLEMS

Canadian scientist says he can create dinosaurs from chickens. (Thanks to Ralph and James)

JUST THIS ONCE

THIS CAN'T BE GOOD

Squirrels have developed the ability to talk out of their butts. (Via the chat of Mr. Gene Weingarten)

CSI: LONGMONT

A cow tongue, stuffed with a photo and notes and found buried near Longmont is only one of many cow tongues in recent weeks which stirred up curiosity across the country. (Thanks to Claire Martin)

WE CAN QUIT ANY TIME WE WANT

PROTECT ALL YOUR ODOR ZONES!

You NEED this product. Key Quote: "I got odors in special places." (Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

THE COMING VIOLENT UPRISING OF THE DOGS

Any day now. (Thanks to Anil Haji)