Dave Barry's Blog, page 3889
August 24, 2009
YOU DON'T SEE THIS OFTEN
Hedgehog humor. (For the record, this blog likes the fifth-place finisher the best.)
THIS IS NOT GOOD
Cell phones have started talking to major appliances. (Thanks to Barbara(
HE WOULD SURVIVE APPROXIMATELY TWO SECONDS IN MIAMI
An old man in a northwestern Chinese city has won wide support online for throwing bricks at cars that run red lights through pedestrian crossings. (Thanks to Ralph)
WORLD ECONOMIC UPDATE
Italian banks may take ham and wine as collateral (Thanks to Chuck Cody, who says "I'm gonna use my loan to buy more ham.")
THIS JUST IN FROM DOWN UNDER
(Thanks to Horace LaBadie)
YOU MAY NOW PET THE BRIDE
(Thanks to CJrun)
OH YEAH?
You know what you can do with your study. (Thanks to Malcolm)
August 23, 2009
UPDATE ON 'WINKERS,' THE JEANS THAT WINK AT YOU
You asked for video. You will be sorry. (Thanks to John Gregg)
THE INTERNATIONAL ECONOMIC SITUATION
It's getting worse. (Thanks to Ralph)
TODAY'S SPORTS UPDATE
Unfortunately, because of our strict policy against making fun of names, we are unable to bring you Today's Sports Update. (Thanks to Janice Gelb)
