Dave Barry's Blog, page 3892
August 21, 2009
WHICH WILL THEN BE REMIXED AND MADE AVAILABLE TO CLUB DJS
Tesco uses microphones to monitor cattle burping (Thanks to Ralph)
August 20, 2009
IF WE'RE SERIOUS ABOUT PROMOTING PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION
Here's how. (Thanks to supporter of the arts Ted Habte-Gabr)
HE WON'T GET FAR ON FOOT
(Thanks to Matt Filar)
TROPICAL WEATHER UPDATE
It doesn't look good.
THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS
Now they're using refrigerators. (Thanks to DavCat)
WHICH IS WHY ANY MEANINGFUL HEALTH-CARE REFORM MUST INCLUDE POP STARS
A WOMAN who woke up with one breast double the size of the other says pop star Pink was crucial to alerting her to the problem. (Thanks to Ralph)
TERROR STALKS THE MIDWEST
Elkhart bomb squad destroys suspicious lunch box (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
PAGING SAMUEL JACKSON
Python in a shopping bag (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Baron vonKlyff)
August 19, 2009
INDONESIA
Not At All Weird (Thanks to catmanmax)
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO BE EXTINGUISHED
Police get a shock when new Taser briefly ignites suspect Key Quote: "Clearly, this is not the way we'd hoped to get started." (Thanks to Chuck Cody)
