Dave Barry's Blog, page 3888
August 25, 2009
WHICH ALSO EXPLAINS THE 27 PAIRS OF VIRTUALLY IDENTICAL SHOES
A father developed a cleaning obsession following a cornea transplant that he says "must have come from a woman." (Thanks to Laura)
SPORTSPERSON OF THE WEEK SO FAR
A man who says he was using his rifle to shoot at dragonflies accidently shot his friend in the head. He was using his rifle to shoot dragonflies? (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Horace LaBadie)
IS OUR SCHOOL DISTRICTS LEARNING?
(Thanks to nursecindy)
THEY WERE HELD FOR QUESTIONING, FOLLOWED BY DINNER
Peru Police Seize Cocaine Sewn Inside Live Turkeys (Thanks to Horace LaBadie)
August 24, 2009
ADVISORY TO MOTORISTS
Stay off the roads. (Thanks to Not My Usual Alias)
THIS JUST IN FROM TOP-LEVEL DOWN-UNDER BOFFINS
Aussie birds 'desperate to copulate with brainy males' Key Subhead That Many Human Women Would Probably Agree With: Bit of a desert out there, Sheila (Thanks to Ron) CORRECTION (thanks to wiredog): The boffins were actually meddlesome American boffins.
INCREDIBLY, ALCOHOL MAY HAVE BEEN INVOLVED
Man pulls knife on friends, runs away, hits head, injures self (Thanks to jdbo)
WHY DOGS GO OUTSIDE
Also why they sound so hoarse when they bark. (Thanks to nursecindy)
FLORIDA WOMEN
Don't mess with them. (Thanks to Jonathan)
