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August 28, 2009
WHY WE LOVE THE INTERNET
Reason 2,038,000: An anagram map of the London Underground. (Thanks to Janice Gelb)
Published on August 28, 2009 08:10
AMAZING TV NEWS VIDEO
A live bear! Almost! Watch for it at 0:22. Key Journalistic Observation: "This is what the bear probably looked like. Except real." (Thanks to Cheryl Howard) Vaguely Related: Bear climbs ladder. (Thanks to forlorn frog and Claire Martin)
Published on August 28, 2009 07:06
IN FLORIDA, THIS AUTOMATICALLY QUALIFIES YOU TO BE A DRIVING INSTRUCTOR
(Thanks to Mike Ester)
Published on August 28, 2009 06:53
YOU TELL IT TO GO ON A DIET
The World's Heaviest Insect (Thanks to Peter Metrinko)
Published on August 28, 2009 06:49
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?
APIA, Samoa -- Sometime in the early morning hours of Sept. 7, residents of this small Pacific island nation will stop their cars, take a deep breath, and do something most people would think is suicidal: Start driving on the...
Published on August 28, 2009 06:41
IF THIS DOG HAD A PHASER
.....whoever did this would be dead. (Thanks to Allen at Division)
Published on August 28, 2009 06:39
EVER WONDER WHERE BABY FRUITS COME FROM?
(Thanks to John Grant, DavCat, Matt Filar and fast eddie)
Published on August 28, 2009 06:34
August 27, 2009
OH, HE MADE AN IMPRESSION, ALL RIGHT
According a Lake County Sheriff's Office report, Bart Sutherin flew his 14-year-old son, Joseph, to his first day of classes at East Ridge High School in a blue-and-white helicopter this week.... According to the Orlando Sentinel, Sutherin told officials that...
Published on August 27, 2009 14:02
SOUNDS TO US, READING BETWEEN THE LINES, AS THOUGH ALCOHOL MAY HAVE BEEN INVOLVED
Drunk man found at grocery store eating avocados (Thanks to Dogg Fish)
Published on August 27, 2009 13:56