Dave Barry's Blog, page 3895
August 18, 2009
WE HAD NO IDEA THEY COULD DRIVE
(Thanks to Matt Filar)
STRONG NAME FOR A ROCK BAND
Delinquent Cod (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Ralph)
SCIENCE UPDATE
Scientists have been busy. (Thanks to Lord G)
TRAVIS'S SONG
OK, I have a cousin out in California, Amy, who has a son, Travis, which makes Travis my... what? Nephew? Second cousin? Nephew-in-law twice removed? I can never figure those things out. Anyway, Travis writes and sings songs, and here's...
August 17, 2009
MISLEADING EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITY OF THE DAY
(Thanks to Mike Zlotnick)
IT'S THE LAST PLACE THEY'D THINK TO LOOK
Police: Mass. woman hid 19 bags of crack in bra (Thanks to Mike Zlotnick)
IT'S ECONOMIC STIMULUS, DUDE
(Thanks to Horace LaBadie, RussellMc and leetie)
UH-OH
Every afternoon I have a snack of grape tomatoes. I always wash them at home so I don't have to leave the office (and besides, here there are always spoons in the sink and stuff). I just ate them. But...
WE'RE ON THE BEAR'S SIDE IN THIS ONE
A Colorado bear attacked a Harley. Key Quote; "I have never seen this before," said Service Manager Mike Vecchio."I mean bears don't usually attack motorcycles." (Thanks to Claire Martin)
WHY FLORIDA IS NOT LIKE...
...the planet Earth. (Thanks to queensbee)
