Dave Barry's Blog, page 3898

PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER...

...for Vengeful Weasel (Thanks to Baron vonKlyff and Jeff Meyerson)

WE BLAME GLOBAL WARMING

Falling fish shatters Ohio driver's windshield (Thanks to CJrun, Gregg Geil, Cynthia and Horace LaBadie)

HOME

We're home from Idaho, and in addition to encountering a stack of bills the height of Sylvester Stallone, we were reunited with our dog, Lucy, who was at Dog Camp, where she managed to injure her tail just by wagging...

BOOGER

(Thanks to eilbeback)

AWWWW

The bear from Weston didn't make it.

AND THAT'S WHY HE'S THE CHIEF

Glenrock Police Chief Tom Sweet says two officers "probably didn't do things the best way" when they used a Taser on a 76-year-old man driving an antique tractor in a parade. (Thanks to Allen at Division)

WITHOUT SCIENCE

We would know nothing. (Thanks to B. Kizer)

SHOCKINGLY, ALCOHOL WAS INVOLVED

(Thanks to djtonyb)

YUM

Besides sending in sharpshooters in helicopters and on foot, officials are considering proposals to turn some of the creatures into tasty treats such as camel burgers. (Thanks to Marvin/Paranoid Android)

SSSSSCORE!

Woman, 87, bitten by pygmy rattler, kills snake (Thanks to everyone on earth)