Dave Barry's Blog, page 3901
August 6, 2009
RESIDENTS OF ARNOLD
Be on the lookout. (Thanks to Allen at Division)
TODAY'S SPORTS UPDATE
Unfortunately, due to this blog's strict policy against making fun of names, we are unable to bring you today's sports update.
NO NEED TO SEND OUT A FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE
He won't use it anyway. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Barbara Hall) Neither will she. (Thanks to Matt Blackstone)
ATTENTION, FISHERPERSONS
Let's be careful out there. (Thanks to Ralph K.)
August 5, 2009
MY THOUGHTS ABOUT HEALTH CARE
My thoughts are, we put this guy in charge of it.
IDAHO: A DIFFERENT WORLD
Out there, they let you put staples in your personal checks. (Thanks to Woozy Barnes)
INCREDIBLY, ALCOHOL WAS INVOLVED
(Thanks to Colleen K.)
WHO WEARS SHORT SHORTS
He wears short shorts. (Thanks to Shari and Onterrible) In related news, men who are not well-groomed are most attractive to British women. (Thanks to catmanmax and Allen at Division)
BATTLE OF THE MUNICIPAL SIGNS
W**k tells F**king to get a grip (Thanks to catmanmax)
UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE CENTURY
Spider eats bird (Thanks to Ralph K. and DavCat, who have now gotten me fired again. At least this version has additional photos.)
