Dave Barry's Blog, page 3903
August 2, 2009
IDAHO UPDATE
The big news out here is that my wife saw a runaway baby cow (or, technically, a "baby cow"). It was standing by the side of the road, mooing unhappily. Somebody called 911, and -- this is one way Idaho...
August 1, 2009
WOMAN BUSTED WITH METH IN BRA
Most important question not addressed in the article: Exactly what kind of traffic violation was this? (Thanks to DavCat)
THANKS, BUT NO THANKS
We have strict policies against this sort of thing. (Thanks anyway to frodolives)
AMAZINGLY, THIS STORY IS NOT ABOUT SOUTH FLORIDA
Court gives Santeria priest OK to sacrifice goats (Thanks to former Herald reporter Penny McCrea)
July 31, 2009
WHY FLORIDA IS NOT LIKE WHERE YOU LIVE
Seriously, how many reasons do you need?
A FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE WILL BE ISSUED
....in 9 years. (Thanks to Al Ortiz)
STILL SINGLE
(Thanks to Chuck Cody and Just Ducky)
ATTENTION: THE VACATIONING BLOG
It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for you, sir. (Thanks to queensbee)
A FOOLPROOF PLAN
(Thanks to Loudmouth, who requests "equal time")
July 30, 2009
TRAFFIC REPORT FROM DARWIN
A truck driver had a lucky escape when his cucumber-laden rig rolled near a crocodile-infested river after hitting a buffalo yesterday. (Thanks to DavCat)
