Dave Barry's Blog, page 3866
October 2, 2009
WHAT WOULD BLOGLITS DO?
Last night about 10 pm, I stopped at a stop light in a 2-lane left-turn situation. It's a long light, so I didn't think much about it when the passenger side door opened on the car in the left lane...
October 1, 2009
ADVICE FOR THE NEWLYWEDS
Resolve your differences calmly and rationally. (Thanks to Claire Martin)
WHY CAN'T STUFF LIKE THIS EVER HAPPEN TO ALCOHOL WAS INVOLVED
(Thanks to Allen at Division)
REASSURING STATEMENT OF THE DAY
"Nine times out of 10, the gators that are going to be roaming around the street are the bigger gators." (Thanks to Ralph K.)
THIS JUST IN
The real estate bargain of the century (Thanks to many people)
IS IT TOO LATE TO MAKE A SUGGESTION FOR THE RECEPTION?
(Thanks for this question, and the link, to Not My Usual Alias)
September 30, 2009
GATOR HUNTER OF THE WEEK
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
IT'S A GOOD THING HE DIDN'T HAVE DOGS
(Thanks to many people)
THEY SHOULD CALL THEM "MENTAL DETECTORS"
The scanner found a razor, a knife, scissors and padlock, which led to the officer to emptying out the purse. That's when he found a small bag of what appeared to by marijuana. (Thanks to nursecindy)
