Dave Barry's Blog, page 3860
October 9, 2009
WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR BOMB-LOVING LOBSTER
Pudgy Naked Backyard Dancer (Thanks to nursecindy)
JESUS SIGHTINGS UPDATE
Now: Curtains. (Thanks to Chuck Cody)
ONE BY ONE, OUR FUNDAMENTAL RIGHTS ARE BEING STRIPPED AWAY
Judge tells 'Speedo Man': No more thongs (Thanks to Chuck Cody)
WE CAN'T BELIEVE THERE WASN'T ALSO A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE
(Thanks to Rod Kirby)
LOOKING FOR A WEDDING PHOTOGRAPHER?
Keep looking. (Thanks to Siouxie and catmanmax)
CSI: CHAFFEE COUNTY
(Thanks to Claire Martin)
THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS
Now they're using inflatable pumpkins. (Thanks to Chris Lawson)
NO WORD YET ON THE FRENCH RESPONSE
We bombed the Moon. (Thanks to Siouxie)
SPORTS UPDATE
Man, 81, finishes race after borrowing a catheter Key Name That We Are Not Making Fun Of: Jerry Johncock (Thanks to nursecindy)
GOOD NAME FOR A ROCK BAND
Bomb-Loving Lobster (Thanks to Siouxie)
