Dave Barry's Blog, page 3857
October 14, 2009
WE'VE BEEN TO PARTIES LIKE THAT
Man found asleep in closet... with a corpse (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and bonmot) Vaguely Related Update: Send him to Congress. (Thanks to queensbee)
WHAT DID SHE EXPECT?
A Montana mom is furious because her toddler escaped from a child-care center named... Toddler Escape Drop-In Child Care. (Thanks to Allen at Division)
HE ALSO WAS CARRYING CONCEALED SALSA
Teen turns burrito into deadly weapon, police say (Thanks to Allen at Division)
OR SOME DAY, IT WILL KILL YOU
Respect Your Pet (Thanks to jon harris)
WHEN YOU'RE TALKING GLAMOR, YOU'RE TALKING SCIENCE
A search through decades-old frozen infant stool samples has yielded rich dividends for scientists from the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases (NIAID), part of the National Institutes of Health. (Thanks to RussellMc)
WHICH MEANS, LADIES, THAT... HE'S CURRENTLY SINGLE!
Oregon man gets probation for stabbing ex's fish (Thanks to nursecindy)
THE RUBBER-CEMENT INDUSTRY
It's going to hell. (Thanks to Magnolia)
SO THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE CALLING IT NOW
(Thanks to queensbee)
NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH IT
And speaking of names we are not making fun of, we have this item, which reminds us once again of the need for stricter federal pillow control. (Thanks to Peter Metrinko and Chuck Cody) Update. (Thanks to Andrew Wyderka)
October 13, 2009
MOST PEOPLE DON'T FIND SOMEONE SINGING SCALES ALL THAT ENTERTAINING
But this guy's phenomenal. (Thanks to Tom M., a great barbershopper, for the link)
