Dave Barry's Blog, page 3855
October 15, 2009
CELEBRITY LIFESTYLE UPDATE
Here I am backstage tonight at Roy Thomson Hall in Toronto, hanging out with Mr. Steve Martin's personal fruit plate.
HIGHER EDUCATION
Way higher. (Thanks to queensbee)
SCARIEST PIZZA EVER
(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)
HER FAVORITE DWARF IS SLEAZY
Ho White (Thanks to Ralph)
IS ANYBODY MISSING...
...a missile launcher? (Thanks to Mike)
YIKES
This isn't funny, but apparently it's happening right now: A 6-year-old boy took off in his parents' experimental balloon and is floating above Colorado. (Thanks to Claire Martin)
IN FLORIDA, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN DRIVING
Bumbling Thieves Steal Rare Goat-Sheep In Volkswagen Hatchback (Thanks to Allen at Division)
WE ASSUME IT TOOK A WRITTEN EXAM
Cat registered as hypontherapist (Thanks to Chuck Cody, who says, "You will now go to the cupboard and open a can of tuna...")
AND THE SO-CALLED 'UNITED NATIONS' DOES NOTHING
Crinkley Bottom has gone down the pan, Mr. Blobby (Thanks to Andrew Hoenig)
STAY CLASSY, AUSTRALIAN HORSE-RACING OFFICIALS
(Thanks to RussellMc and Juggler of Geese)
