Dave Barry's Blog, page 3853
October 19, 2009
PLUS, IF HE NEEDED TO PICK HIS NOSE, HE COULD ALWAYS STEER WITH HIS FEET
A MAN caught driving while using two mobile phones has told police it was ok because he had one finger on the wheel at all times. (Thanks to DavCat and Ralph)
CAT OF THE WEEK SO FAR
It survived 19 hours in a freezer. (Thanks to Bill Moore)
TODAY'S CRIME UPDATE
Unfortunately, our policy against making fun of names prohibits us from bringing you today's crime update. (Thanks to Allen at Division)
October 18, 2009
SHE HAS OUR SUPPORT
(Thanks to Brian Duval)
FUN COUPLE OF THE WEEK SO FAR
(Thanks to Chuck Cody)
THESE DAMN KIDS, WITH THEIR DAMN 'ROCK AND ROLL' STYLE 'MUSIC'
(Thanks to Horace LaBadie)
IN CASE YOU ARE ONE OF THE ESTIMATED FOUR PEOPLE ON EARTH WHO HAVE NOT YET SEEN THIS
Alcohol may have been involved. (Thanks to Chuck Cody)
CLEARLY, HE WAS HEADED FOR FLORIDA
(Thanks to Horace LaBadie)
SPOOKY
Neighbors thought dead man's body was part of Halloween display (Thanks to Sally Deneen and Bruce Webster)
HALLOWEEN IS COMING
It's time get to work on your decorations.
