Dave Barry's Blog, page 3849
October 22, 2009
IMAGINE HOW THE CHICKEN FELT
Chicken head horrified Preston shopper (Thanks to Matt Filar)
USE THE FORCE, LUKE!
(Thanks to Claire Martin)
CAT INDESTRUCTABILITY UPDATE
First we had the freezer cat, and now this. (Thanks to nursecindy)
WE'RE THINKING MAYBE HE'S SINGLE
(Thanks to cdelorey)
AS FORETOLD IN THE OLD TESTAMENT
Woman Sees Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer in Pork Chop (Thanks to Peter Metrinko and Matt Filar)
NOTTINGHAM TRAFFIC ADVISORY
Watch out for giblets. (Thanks to Matt Filar)
SLUTS
FEMALE redback spiders eat male mates who do not spend enough time on foreplay. To keep cranky females happy, their partners have to spend about 100 minutes on courtship, doing things such as vibrating their webs and rubbing their tummies....
SEND HIM TO WASHINGTON
Other names that our strict policy prevents us from making fun of may be found here and here. (Thanks to PerroMax and Karen Fehlauer)
October 21, 2009
TRAGIC, BUT IT SUGGESTS SEVERAL GOOD NAMES FOR ROCK BANDS
Escaped ostrich rampage ends in truck death (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
CSI: STROUDSBURG
Police are looking for a clumsy, rude, bald thief who tipped over a barrel of grease while trying to defecate in it, while immortalizing himself on a security camera. (Thanks to Ralph)
