Dave Barry's Blog, page 3847
October 24, 2009
WE NEED A TANKER OF MELTED BUTTER STAT
I-64 shut down after truck spills live crabs on highway (Thanks to DavCat)
ATTENTION, MEN OF MASCULINE MANLINESS:
You need this. (Thanks to Matt Filar)
THEY SHOULD HAVE USED SQUIRRELS
A contest that involves children seeing how far they can throw dead rabbits has been banned in New Zealand following outcry from animal welfare campaigners. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and catmanmax, who suggests dead-lawyer throwing)
GUMBALL, ANYONE?
No thanks. (Thanks to James, who observes, "Just in time for Halloween!")
October 23, 2009
ATTENTION, AIR FORCE ACRONYM-MONITORING PERSONNEL
We have a problem. (Thanks to Patrick)
REST EASY, GLASGOW
Pink thong fetish flasher jailed (Thanks to Horace LaBadie)
CSI: CLEVELAND
Man robbed of money and chicken (Thanks to collins69s)
R.I.P., SOUPY SALES
The man was funny. Update: Here's a great moment in TV history, when Soupy answered the door and saw something generally not associated with children's TV. In the last NSFW segment of this video, you can see what Soupy saw,...
SEND HIM TO WASHINGTON
(Thanks to Ralph)
FUN COUPLE
Sicilian prefers prison to house arrest with wife (Thanks to nursecindy)
