Dave Barry's Blog, page 3844
October 30, 2009
STRUMPDATE
Having appeared personally in every elementary and middle school in the greater eleven-state Chicago area, Ridley and I are now at O'Hare International Airport Hell, preparing to take our Tour-A-Palooza to Seattle, where among other events we'll appear at a...
October 29, 2009
UNCLEAR ON THE CONCEPT
Well, no, you definitely don't want a traffic ticket on your record, but... (Thanks to Allen at Division)
HE DIDN'T GET FAR ON...
(Thanks to MartiniShark, unless this has been blogged before)
...OR ARE YOU JUST GLAD TO SEE ME?
(Thanks to Jason Ulrich, Anthony C., and Jeff Kleinman)
October 28, 2009
STRUMPDATE
Ridley and I have turned in the Swordmobile (for now -- we'll rejoin it on the West Coast) and are now heading by air for Chicago -- or, if the pilots become distracted, some indeterminate point several hundred miles past...
HAVERSTRAW CRIME ALERT
Be on the lookout for man seeking employment and/or money from the cash register, whichever comes first. (Thanks to Allen at Division)
DC STRUMPDATE
It's LEETIE! Cardboard-free.
WHOOPSIE!
More or less. (Thanks to my son)
S. CAROLINA DRIVERS: MORE FUN THAN FLORIDA DRIVERS
The search revealed a sex enhancement drug and some sex toys. According to the report, Corning told Wines he had a prescription for the medication and the other items were always in the car "just in case." (Thanks to David...
