Dave Barry's Blog, page 3841
November 9, 2009
A REMINDER FROM THE FIRE BRIGADE
Don't drink and cook. (Thanks to DavCat) Update: Also, don't go reveling in the wrong Santa costume. (Thanks to Allen at Division)
FLORIDA WILDLIFE UPDATE II
Spokesman Gary Morse said 38-year-old Joseph Cannistra was outside his Geddy Drive home about 12:30 am looking for his dog, when he thought he saw his pet lying underneath his car. There was something underneath, but it wasn't his dog....
AGRICULTURE
Somebody has to do it. (Thanks to catmanmax, who also sends this related item from the art world)
November 8, 2009
FLORIDA WILDLIFE UPDATE
He stopped off here on his way to Tokyo.
November 6, 2009
DORKING?
Crazying might be more accurate. (Thanks to Horace LaBadie)
SMOOTH CRIMINAL
(Thanks to Rayne of the message board)
CLEARLY IT WAS A FRENCH BIRD
French Bird and the Errant Baguettes WBAGNFARB (Thanks to diverdowndoc, Becky Diban, Ralph K. and DrJohn)
November 5, 2009
STRUMPDATE WAYZATA
We enjoy thinking of people looking at this blog for the first time, saying to themselves, "What the heck are they posting about? Is a wayzata that thing on the guy's face? And what's with the squirrel?" (Thanks to Tash)
WHEN BOOK PROMOTIONS GO BAD
A while back Ridley and I went to the Magic Kingdom to make sales videos for one of our Starcatchers books. We shot the videos inside the park before it opened, when the park workers were getting everything ready. The...
