Dave Barry's Blog, page 3838

AND THE BEATLES ARE THOSE GUYS ON GUITAR HERO

From nursecindy: Steven Tyler is retiring for a while. I was at the store where 2 infants, 17 years old, were discussing this. One of them told the other they had heard that Steven Tyler was retiring. The other asked...

IT'S NOT EASY BEING PLUTO

(Thanks to Brian Duval)

YOU JUST KNOW THEY'RE WORKING FOR THE SQUIRRELS

Gang of raccoons hold up bus for food treats (Thanks to catmanmax)

CSI: SPRING HILL

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

DOLLY PARTON'S IS A PAR SIX

Bra unrolls into putting mat (Thanks to Brian Duval, Janice Gelb, Matt Filar, Ralph and catmanmax. And Siouxie.)

ACADEMIC JOB OPENING OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Dude. (Thanks to Chuck Cody)

MOVE OVER, BRYNNE AND GEOFFREY

People here in Florida have got classy on speed dial. (Thanks to Russell Mc)

WE'VE KNOWN SOME GUYS LIKE THIS

Often the predators did not even investigate the potential meals, presumably because the beetles fooled them into believing they were just turds. (Thanks to jon harris, who points out that "Poo Armor" WBAGNFARB)

DO THEY HAVE TO USE THE UNDER-THE-STALL HAND SIGNALS?

(Thanks to Ivan)

BACKGROUND ON THE PAC-MAN ROOMBA GUYS

Here. (Thanks to Claire Martin)