Dave Barry's Blog, page 3834
November 17, 2009
GOOD NEWS FOR FLORIDIANS
The python threat is no longer such a big worry. (Thanks to Dorakay)
YOU DEFINITELY WOULD NOT EAT IT ALL AT ONCE
Cow sells for $1.2 million (Thanks to Cheryl Howard)
STAY CLASSY, NFL-TEAM-OWNER BUD ADAMS
(Thanks to Janice Gelb)
AN EXAMPLE OF A STORY WE DID NOT READ PAST THE HEADLINE OF
...can be found here. (Thanks to Don Faber)
CREEPING FASCISM UPDATE
Now they're taking away our fundamental right to have strippers on a truck. (Thanks to catmanmax)
THIS JUST IN FROM ABROAD
(Thanks to Layzeeboy)
SURELY THERE'S AN INNOCENT EXPLANATION
Man Comes Home To Find Intruder Wearing His Boxers (Thanks to Jesse Sarles)
TERRORISM UPDATE
Now the bastards are using turkeys on the New Jersey Turnpike. (Thanks to Bob Brogan)
