Dave Barry's Blog, page 3831

November 22, 2009

AND EVERY NOW AND THEN IT EMITS A DEAD BIRD FROM A USB PORT

IBM computer simulates cat's cerebral cortex (Thanks to Brian Tremblay, who says this explains why his computer "ignores whatever I type and just coughs up hairballs on my desk.")
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Published on November 22, 2009 05:07

AFTER-SCHOOL JOB OF THE WEEK SO FAR

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)
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Published on November 22, 2009 05:04

November 20, 2009

WHEN 'AWARENESS CAMPAIGNS' GO BAD

There's something stupid in Denmark. (Thanks to RussellMc)
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Published on November 20, 2009 10:46

YOUR TAX DOLLARS

Hard at work. (Thanks to Allen at Division)
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Published on November 20, 2009 06:03

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

(Thanks to Trent Whitney)
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Published on November 20, 2009 06:01

NEXT STOP: FLORIDA

101-Year-Old Man Buys a 426-Horsepower Camaro (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
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Published on November 20, 2009 05:58

SCIENTIFIC INQUIRY OF THE WEEK SO FAR

(Thanks to MissV)
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Published on November 20, 2009 05:54

NEIGHBOR OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Bullet travels through wall, shatters toilet in Phoenix apartment
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Published on November 20, 2009 05:52

November 19, 2009

SEND IT TO WASHINGTON

(Thanks to Claire Martin)
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Published on November 19, 2009 12:48

PARENT OF THE WEEK SO FAR

(Thanks to catmanmax)
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Published on November 19, 2009 10:29