Dave Barry's Blog, page 3829
November 24, 2009
OPEN YOUR WALLETS, PEOPLE: IT'S THANKSGIVING
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
November 23, 2009
A GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND
New York Bar Owner Says He Will Unveil Nation's First 100-Proof Turkey (Thanks to catmanmax)
SOCIAL NOTE FROM SKOWHEGAN
On Aug. 11, 2007, a couple held their wedding ceremony on property in St. Albans, according to an affidavit filed by the Somerset County Sheriff's Office. The couple was staying in a camper on the property, and Maxfield was a...
THEY DON'T MAKE CRIMINALS LIKE THEY USED TO
Sgt. Barbara Jones of the Orlando Police Department said the men tried to rob the restaurant, but one of the employees pushed a bagel cart at the suspects and they fled. (Thanks to Allen at Division)
CSI: CLINTON TOWNSHIP
(Thanks to Brian Duval)
SPORTS UPDATE
We just hope he used some anti-monkey-butt powder. (Thanks to Janice Gelb)
WE'RE PRETTY SURE WE ALREADY BLOGGED THIS, BUT YOU CAN'T BE TOO CAREFUL
Anti-monkey-butt powder. (Thanks to Allen at Division, Matt Filar and Peter Metrinko)
MICHIGAN TRAFFIC ALERT
Traffic diverted on I-94 after french fry spill (Thanks to Jimmy Madigan)
REMINDS US OF THE SIXTIES
Japanese cough drops, dude. (Thanks to Drew Harchick)
KINKY
Federal officials say they arrested a man who strapped 15 live lizards to his chest to get through customs at Los Angeles International Airport. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and jon harris)
