Dave Barry's Blog, page 3825
November 30, 2009
POLITICS IN CRESTED BUTTE
We need to send these people to Washington. Wilson was ready to try something other than flipping a coin. "It was good because we didn't know each other very well. If [Mason:] knew me better, he'd know I don't like...
OUR ADVICE IS, STOP GIVING THEM BEER
(Thanks to DavCat and Ralph)
THANKSGIVING GIFT OF LAST WEEK SO FAR
The woman arrived at the police station on Bob Crowell Road at 12:48 p.m., police said. They said she wanted to get rid of a World War II hand grenade a relative had given her on Thanksgiving. (Thanks to Allen...
WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR OZZY OSBOURNE
Manure Pervert (Thanks to catmanmax) Update: A.k.a. Serial Slurry Fetish Man (Thanks to Coconuts)
MEN OF NEW YORK:
Time to go window-shopping. Key Quote: "We're from Mississippi. So we don't see that a lot down there." (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
SUDDENLY, ALL THE OTHER HOT DOGS FEEL INSECURE
(Thanks to Matt Filar)
AMICABLE BREAKUP OF THE WEEK SO FAR
Woman rams house with burning truck (Thanks to Gregg Geil)
SCIENCE UPDATE
(Thanks to Jeff Ledford, who, incredibly, thought this item might be beneath the standards of this blog)
