Dave Barry's Blog, page 3824
December 1, 2009
WHAT DAD WANTS FOR CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR, ASSUMING DAD HAS HAD A COUPLE OF BEERS
Dad wants this. (Thanks to DrJohn)
MORE IMPORTANT: HOW DO YOU TIP THEM?
Can a fish perform a pedicure? (Thanks to Horace LaBadie)
MAYBE HE'S WORKING FOR SANTA
(Thanks to Gregory Snow)
MORE HUNT WRAPUP
Andy the TropicHunt.com Guy has more photos here. Thanks to Andy for all his hard work.
A FULL-SERVICE PRESIDENT
A man accused of breaking into a Crestview home and taking a shower reportedly told residents who showed up "President Obama let him in" the house. (Thanks to Allen at Division)
THIS YEAR, GIVE THE GIFT OF CRAPPINESS HAPPINESS
Give Gene Weingarten's car. The money goes to charity. (Thanks to Peter Metrinko)
HE KNOWS IF YOU'VE BEEN BAD OR GOOD
Bangkok Santa. (Thanks to -- it almost goes without saying -- Siouxie)
November 30, 2009
HOW TO SEND THAT SPECIAL LADY A MESSAGE THAT SAYS: 'I AM PROBABLY A PSYCHOPATH'
A "Genuine Bird Head Pendant Necklace Sterling Silver Plaque." Beware of fake bird-head pendant necklace sterling silver plaques. (Thanks to Gretchen Schmidt)
ATTENTION HOLIDAY SHOPPERS
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