Dave Barry's Blog, page 3823

NEED MORE TIME TO WATCH FOOTBALL?

The 100 mph lawnmower. (Thanks to Ralph)

FIGHTING FASCISM IN TIPTON

The gnome ban is lifted. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

WE'LL STICK WITH ORDERING BEERS FROM ROOM SERVICE

Hotel bed-jumping: Story here; website here. (Thanks to Kristin)

IT'S TIME YOU KNEW

(Thanks to RussellMc)

STOOL OF THE WEEK SO FAR

(Thanks to insomniac)

QUESTION:

If it's mandatory, is it really a tip? (Thanks to cyrldiving)

REFERENCES? HE DON'T NEED NO STINKING REFERENCES.

On October 26, the man entered the Haverstraw, New York restaurant, pointed a gun at the cashier and demanded money, MyFoxNY reported. Instead of fleeing the store, the suspect then walked into the manager's office to request a job application....

THE HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH

Yet another brawl at a Chuck E. Cheese. (Thanks to queensbee)

SLEEP TIGHT!

Real tight. (Thanks to Claire Martin)

A HOLIDAY MIRACLE

An 80-year-old chorister who got trapped in a hospital toilet was freed after singing the chorus to Handel's Hallelujah. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)