Dave Barry's Blog, page 3827
November 27, 2009
CONVENIENCE-STORE CLERK OF THE WEEK SO FAR
The good news: He's very attentive. The bad news: He will attempt to mate with your leg. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
STYLISH CLOTHES IN ACCORD WITH NEEDS OF THE TIMES
FAMOUSCRAP (Thanks to Grant Streeter)
IT'S A B! IT'S A C! IT'S A D!
Amazing Chinese brassiere technology, featuring "God's Hand," lets women choose. (Thanks to Allen at Division and CJrun, both guys. Also DavCat.)
SCOTTISH WOMEN
Do not mess with them. We're guessing this story has Scottish men re-thinking the whole concept of kilts. (Thanks to DavCat and Marr Filar)
BULGARIAN SCIENCE UPDATE
(Thanks to Ralph)
ATTENTION, TEXAS MEN LOOKING FOR A GOOD CHRISTMAS GIFT IDEA
Consider fish. (Thanks to DavCat)
HOUSTON, WE HAVE A... UM....
Atlantis glides home with choked pee nozzle (Thanks to DavCat and Ralph)
TERRORISM DOWN UNDER
Flatulent pig sparks gas alert Key Firefighter Quote: "I don't know what they're feeding this thing." Another version here. (Thanks to Ross Marks, Cam, DavCat, catmanmax, Matt Filar, Cynthia and Ralph)
November 25, 2009
TRAVEL AND HOLIDAY UPDATE
I made it back to Miami. That's the good news. The bad news is that I am now in Miami, where the Thanksgiving bird is not so much a turkey as it is a hand gesture Miami drivers make to...
