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November 23, 2009

GOD HELP US IF A KANGAROO GETS HOLD OF ONE

A Dorchester man was arrested Saturday for assault and battery with a deadly weapon after he hit his girlfriend with a frozen turkey, The Boston Herald reported. (Thanks to Guin)
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Published on November 23, 2009 15:58

HAPPENS ALL THE TIME

An Australian man has been slashed across the abdomen and face by a kangaroo that was holding his dog underwater. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
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Published on November 23, 2009 15:57

PERHAPS YOU THINK BOOK PROMOTION IS A DIGNIFIED ACTIVITY

Perhaps you should think again.
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Published on November 23, 2009 12:07

MISLEADING URL OF THE DAY SO FAR

www.bathroomsprayers.com (Thanks to Kate Mink)
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Published on November 23, 2009 08:21

YOU'RE IN GOOD HANDS, AMERICA

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Published on November 23, 2009 07:38

November 22, 2009

HAR

(Thanks to Ralph)
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Published on November 22, 2009 05:40

THE BEST TOUCHDOWN PASS EVER

(Thanks to CJrun)
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Published on November 22, 2009 05:34

THERE'S A HUGE BLACK MARKET FOR THOSE THINGS

Somebody has stolen a 5-foot distelfink. (Thanks to Occam's Lady Schick)
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Published on November 22, 2009 05:25

WHEN OLDER PEOPLE DECLARE THAT MUSIC WAS BETTER BACK IN THE DAY

...they are not being entirely accurate. (Thanks to Chuck Cody)
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Published on November 22, 2009 05:22

YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE THOSE THINGS HAVE BEEN

ROME - Two fingers and a tooth removed from Galileo Galilei's corpse in a Florentine basilica in the 18th century and given up for lost have been found again and will soon be put on display. (Thanks to Catherine)
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Published on November 22, 2009 05:17