Dave Barry's Blog, page 3830
November 23, 2009
GOD HELP US IF A KANGAROO GETS HOLD OF ONE
A Dorchester man was arrested Saturday for assault and battery with a deadly weapon after he hit his girlfriend with a frozen turkey, The Boston Herald reported. (Thanks to Guin)
Published on November 23, 2009 15:58
HAPPENS ALL THE TIME
An Australian man has been slashed across the abdomen and face by a kangaroo that was holding his dog underwater. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
Published on November 23, 2009 15:57
PERHAPS YOU THINK BOOK PROMOTION IS A DIGNIFIED ACTIVITY
Perhaps you should think again.
Published on November 23, 2009 12:07
MISLEADING URL OF THE DAY SO FAR
www.bathroomsprayers.com (Thanks to Kate Mink)
Published on November 23, 2009 08:21
November 22, 2009
THERE'S A HUGE BLACK MARKET FOR THOSE THINGS
Somebody has stolen a 5-foot distelfink. (Thanks to Occam's Lady Schick)
Published on November 22, 2009 05:25
WHEN OLDER PEOPLE DECLARE THAT MUSIC WAS BETTER BACK IN THE DAY
...they are not being entirely accurate. (Thanks to Chuck Cody)
Published on November 22, 2009 05:22
YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE THOSE THINGS HAVE BEEN
ROME - Two fingers and a tooth removed from Galileo Galilei's corpse in a Florentine basilica in the 18th century and given up for lost have been found again and will soon be put on display. (Thanks to Catherine)
Published on November 22, 2009 05:17