Dave Barry's Blog, page 3832
November 19, 2009
FLORIDA
The Law and Order State (Thanks to Allen at Division)
HERE'S TO YOUR BURRPPPP HEALTH
(Thanks to Allen at burrrrppp Division)
SPORTS UPDATE
But was it his groin? (Thanks to jon harris)
UPDATE ON THE WORLD EGGO CRISIS
There is hope. (Thanks to nursecindy)
IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME
...before this motorist winds up on the roads of Florida. (Thanks to Chuck Cody)
SPREAD THE WORD
Toilets Are Cool! (Thanks to RussellMc)
TIP FOR DINERS IN MOSCOW
Pass on the kebabs. (Thanks to RussellMc) Related educational item here. (Thanks to jon harris)
ALCOHOL MAY HAVE BEEN INVOLVED
(Thanks to Ralph)
SOON TO BE A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE
911 Telecommunicator: "The cow is in your pool?" Wydareny: "Yes, it fell in my pool." 911 Telecommunicator: "Is it a small cow or a big cow?" Wydareny: "No, it's a big cow. It's a really big cow." (Thanks to Janice...
AND THE SO-CALLED 'UNITED NATIONS' DOES NOTHING
The Eggo Crisis (Thanks to The Perts and jon harris)
