Dave Barry's Blog, page 3835

HOW REAL GUYS TRIM A HEDGE

(Thanks to Horace LaBadie)

SOON TO BE A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE

Endless Cake Nightmare (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

FLORIDA WILDLIFE UPDATE

Now: Sea Monsters. Key Eyewitness Quote: "It's either a snake, or a serpent-type thing that looks like a snake." (Thanks to CJrun)

THAT'S ONE WORD FOR IT

Not since the 1980s have hair bows been this stylish. (Thanks to nursecindy)

WE SAW THE SERIAL GROIN KICKERS OPEN FOR IGGY POP

B.C. police seek serial-groin-kicker after series of attacks (Thanks to Stephen MacDonough) Also on the bill: Irradiated Monkeys (Thanks to RussellMc) Who later changed their name to: Drunk Hedgehog (Thanks to Ralph)

THANKSGIVING IS COMING

There's nothing like a homemade pumpkin pie. (Thanks to the s.b.'s sister Maggi)

NOT WEIRD AND CREEPY AT ALL!

The barnyard yoga guy. (Thanks to Mark Newsom)

IT'S ABOUT TIME WE STOPPED CODDLING THE DEAD

A Ugandan government official has said that the bodies of people who die from drinking an illicit local gin should be caned six times before burial as an example to the living. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

UPDATE FROM THE SHOW-ME STATE

(Thanks to kibby F5)

JESUS SIGHTINGS UPDATE

Now: A truck window. (Thanks to James)